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A.C. Riley Communications Officially Certified for LOLspeak Communications
- 04.01.09
Press Release
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Montreal-based company A.C. Riley Communications officially certified by LOLcats for Intertubes and Outertubes copywriting.
MONTREAL, April 1, 2009 – Today, A.C. Riley Communications was certified as a licensed LOLspeak copywriting firm, by the International Institute of LOLcats. A.C. Riley Communications is the first in North America to be fully authorized.
“Wez spekin the LOLspeak for the corporatage cumminications, Im in ur corner, writin ur copyz.” said A. Charlotte Riley, president of A.C. Riley Communications. “We plan to breakthroughs the “I can has cheezburger barrier” for LOLspeak to be jumpin the sharkz and swimmings in the mainstream”
Riley contents that applying a “human” voice to corporate communications is not only one-dimensional, but also biased, saying “Kitties got teh feelin too. It can’t be all humanz, humanz, humanz, wot?”
Instead, Riley is urging businesses and organizations to give up the “best-of-breed corporatespeak that be representin the faceless face of biz.”
“If my bizniz was farking importants to them, I be spekin to a for reals person. But that’s wot theys say to fools people into believings that they care about you. The future is LOLspeak. It be reals. FTW!” Riley stated exuberantly during an interview.
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About A.C. Riley Communications
A.C. Riley Communications is a Montreal-based communications firm that specializes in content analysis and development, optimized copywriting and marketing collaterals. It is the first company in North American to be officially sanctioned by the International Institute of LOLcats for Intertubes and Outertubes copywriting.
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